It has come to my attention that I am entirely unable to separate my potty mouth between myself and Nice Girl. Therefore I have opted to cut out swearing altogether. There is a swear jar at my office that now holds over $26...the jar has only been in effect since 10am yesterday...this could be a long 2 months. I have realized two things:
1. I swear too much
2. Not only do I talk to myself, but I actually swear to myself
I'm shocked by both of these findings. But don't worry...alas, I have a plan...I'm on it!!! Nice Girl will prevail...it might just take a couple of days, and perhaps the use of a ball-gag. (I was kidding, but that is actually a very good idea)...
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